What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gay republicans

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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