Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why can't february march Because april may

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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