- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Horse.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did? Yes

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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