- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock knock. Its open.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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