- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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