Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Dwight Howard

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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