- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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