How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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