What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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the NAACP

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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