Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock knock.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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