- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

women's rights

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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