A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Your Mum is soo fat.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

woman's rights

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

LOL

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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