- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

WILLY

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