- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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