Rush Limbaugh

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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