- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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