- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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TRICERATOPS!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."