Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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