You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Justin's life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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