- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Justin Bieber

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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