What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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