Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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