Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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The WNBA

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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