- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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