- Anti Joke

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb