- Anti Joke

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.