What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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