- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A seal walks into a club.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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