- Anti Joke

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Caroline Kelly.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa