- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

it was all Tagart

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

nothing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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