What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

360 NO SCOPE

Connor is homosexuaI

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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