Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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It says so on your cap.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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