- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

i killed my family

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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