- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

America

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How about that airline food?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A man died.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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