Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Cancer

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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