- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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