- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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