Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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the redsox

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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TOP KEK

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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