A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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