- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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