- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Pickles

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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