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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

My Nan, that is all.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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