- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

whats black and large -me

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What is black and has no education A tire.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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