- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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