Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Cancer

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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