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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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