- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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