Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Anyone can post anything.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

I love alchohol!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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