- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a black man? A person

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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