Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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