- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Your mom

If you just read this, You're dead.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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