Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Your so gay, that you like men!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

your face is kinda funny

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

The holocaust

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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