Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did? Yes

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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