A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

I'm Polish.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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