- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

your face

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Take part of what?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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