- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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