A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Anti Joke

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