Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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one stop shop

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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