Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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I'm tired.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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knock knock come in

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

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