What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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