- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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