- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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