- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

taking out the trash... at night

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.