what do you call a young man? a little boy

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Anti Joke

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