- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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